a blonde suspected that her husband was cheating on her, so, one day she came home early and caught him in the act. she pulled a gun from her purse and put it to her temple. her husband screamed, "honey no!! we can work this out!" she screams back, "shut up, you're next!!!" |
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you know, this site has great art, but there's just not enough funny! c'mon, humor is an artform too. so, i'll be the first DA commedian *honks horn*..... at least, i'll claim to be the first one....
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"When a woman has a husband and you've got none, why should she take advice from you?"
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If you wanna live long... live cool
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Be attent, for I am a missive of untraded stories. They speak sooth for the sot, and quake for the questrists. They ope with gentility and close with quell.
Be attent, for thou will be gast, expiate and viewless at once!
Enter the story...
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If you wanna live long... live cool
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Be attent, for I am a missive of untraded stories. They speak sooth for the sot, and quake for the questrists. They ope with gentility and close with quell.
Be attent, for thou will be gast, expiate and viewless at once!
Enter the story...
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Mai: HarpieLady attack gaia! cyber claw!
Yugi: oh no harpielady shadred my night like ribbons!
mai: well like they say yugi nice guys finish last!
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~HarpieLady
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