daily laughThree women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day. One day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know?daily laugh
The brunette is thrilled to get home early. She does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early.
The redhead is eleated to be able to get in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date.
The blonde is also very happy to be home early, but as she goes upstairs she hears no
blonde joke of the dayA blonde woman walks into a chemist and asks theblonde joke of the day
assistant for some bottom deodorant. The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the
woman that they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have.
The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter that she has been buying the stuff from here on a regular basis, and would like some more.
The shop assistant thinks for a minute, knowing full well that they don't stock, or have ever sold, such an item. She smiles at the thick blonde pillock and says, "One moment please, I will get the chemist."
joke of the day12 blondes and a brunette were hanging from a rope over a cliff. the rescue team can only save 12 of them, which means somebody has to let go. the brunette volunteers, and makes a speech about her sacrifice and how she hopes to be remembered. the speech is so touching, all the blondes start clapping their hands.joke of the day
first joke of the daya blonde suspected that her husband was cheating on her, so, one day she came home early and caught him in the act. she pulled a gun from her purse and put it to her temple. her husband screamed, "honey no!! we can work this out!" she screams back, "shut up, you're next!!!"first joke of the day
and the winner is....
I am leaving this message on your userpage in thankies of adding me to your
Many thankies ^^
Jem
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- "I can't believe I died for this war...." - Church
-"Don't you think, a HUG is in store here?" - Ryan stiles
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I'd write something deep and inspiring, but I'm drawing a blank right now.
much love anyways dear.
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Babypeeka
Take it easy! bye
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BUT WHY IS ALL THE RUM GONE ????
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